this is paradise

So I have to get a new dress for the grad banquet with the youth group I’ve gone to and grown close with on and off because all my dresses are skin tight and “accentuate” my “assets”

• michael: straight sex scares me
• me: just because it's natural and your penis gets sucked into a vortex of hormones and mucus...
• michael: what are you talking about..
• me: vagina. well... your penis gets sucked into a vortex of poop

I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. And it’s these things I’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. I love her and it is the beginning of everything.